Archive for Joke

08.04.05

小布希的電漿電視

Posted in Joke, Murmuring, Recreation, TV at 7:21 pm by gslin

先是 報導了小布希用小台電視機看發現號升空的新聞:Watchin’ the Shuttle launch in style… (原報導照片為美聯社的新聞照片)

然後 在下面評論:

Could someone please buy the man a plasma TV?

結果今天的 就報導了 “Sometimes wishes do come true” XD (一樣是引自美聯社的新聞照片)

的評論寫著:

Hey, someone did buy him a plasma!

P.S. - Never doubt the power of Engadget.
P.P.S. - That’s the worst “Live Long and Prosper” we’ve ever seen.

噗 XD (*笑翻*)

補充說明一下: 把 P.P.S. 這句翻的很糟,笑點全部都不見了。

Anyway,依據 下面的 comment 所寫的,那台小電視其實是白宮擺飾之一,在 President George W. Bush has breakfast with Danish Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen, far right, National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice, left, and Denmark’s ambassador to the U.S. Ulrik Federspiel, in the private dining room of the White House Thursday, May 8, 2003. White House photo by Eric Draper 裡可以看出來:(靠夭,title 這麼長…)

Anyway… 笑料十足 :p

Matrix Cat

Posted in Joke, Movie, Murmuring, Recreation at 1:00 am by gslin

的照片集:airborne cats,某說很可愛,可是我看到照片的第一個想法是「」XD

然後 則是說那些貓看起來很像被丟 XD

16:46 <@Blake> 我都有點懷疑那隻貓像是被丟的感覺 # http://www.flickr.com/photos/junku/sets/303691/

所以到底是怎樣呢 XD

08.03.05

有趣的漫畫 XD

Posted in ACG, Joke, Murmuring, Recreation at 11:09 am by gslin

請連回「」這篇看 XD

這個作者其他篇也都很好笑 XD

07.31.05

用 Google 搜尋「賊頭賊腦」

Posted in Computer, Joke, Murmuring, Network, Recreation, Search Engine at 1:42 am by gslin

靠, 你在幹什麼,我搜尋「賊頭賊腦」,結果你給我那什麼鬼 result -_-

07.10.05

差點把可爾必思噴到螢幕上…

Posted in Blog, Computer, Joke, Murmuring, Network, Recreation, Software at 9:09 am by gslin

No, I won’t fix your computer 這篇的這段:

接下來又收到這樣的回信:「我是想作一個像無名小站這樣能提供免費的blog且有Podcasting,WP 多人版本的可行嗎?」喔,做免費的blog很好,做Podcasting也很好,如果說的是像 twblog、憂鬱馬戲團、civiblog.org,都很好,但是…無名小站嘛,我這兩天玩 GarageBand 又錄了一首歌,倒是頂適合此情此景的:
我才不要幫你修電腦 (Sosumi!)

喝飲料時還是看一些嚴肅的東西比較好…

07.08.05

詐騙集團

Posted in Joke, Murmuring, Recreation at 12:05 pm by gslin

的消息:恭喜你中獎! 民眾被騙怕了 國稅局獎品沒人領

超苦 XD

06.16.05

惡搞 Google Adsense

Posted in Computer, Joke, Murmuring, Network, Recreation, Search Engine at 6:34 am by gslin

Google Will Eat Itself 這篇文章裡面提到了這個 GWEI (Google Will Eat Itself) 這個 site:

This project, as I understand it, is a meditation on the economics of Google. The angle:

We generate money by serving Google text advertisments on our website GWEI.org. With this money we automatically buy Google shares via our Swiss e-banking account. We buy Google via their own advertisment! Google eats itself - but in the end we will own it!

換句話說,這個 fake site 用 賺來的錢,去買 Google 的股票… (用力惡搞的 site)

Update:是股票 -_-

整人節目

Posted in Joke, Murmuring, Recreation at 4:45 am by gslin

報導了一個有趣的 wmv,看起來很像是整人節目,把一個射擊遊戲的玩家用催眠的方式丟到布置的場景:Hypnotist kidnaps gamer and drops him into real-life shooter,不過作者也說他不曉得是不是串通好的:

I have no idea if this is a hoax or for real, but the footage of this guy running around inside the game he’d been playing a minute before is amazing.

看看就好 :p

06.12.05

在飛機上看到 Linux-based 的 Seatback Entertainment System

Posted in Computer, Joke, Linux, Murmuring, Recreation at 8:49 pm by gslin

看到的:Plane full of seat-back GNU/Linux

某位長輩在大學裡面負責管理 Windows network,於是 請他參加 Microsoft TechEd Conference,其中的機票費用與住宿費用都由 買單 :)

然而,他在飛機上看到這個:

也許 下次應該換一家航空公司 :p

05.28.05

終極毀滅戒指、空間回溯指環、愛情逃避靈戒

Posted in Computer, Joke, Recreation at 7:00 am by gslin

在強者我同學 的板上看到的 link:終極毀滅戒指,空間回溯指環,愛情逃避靈戒 ()。

終極毀滅戒指

空間回溯指環

愛情逃避靈戒

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